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Monday, May 7, 2007

Whose a Pervert?


(BEfore YoU ReAD tHis, KnOw tHaT OpInioNs eXpreSsed HeRe dO NOT aPplY To alL womEn)

Someone who goes around looking through peoples toilets? Yes.

But dont call us guys perverts when we see you on the road and hoot. Call us perverts but you know why we do that? Ok while you are reading this look down. What are you wearing? A tshirt and a jeans? Is that tshirt really loose that noone can see your shape? The shape of your breasts i mean. Or lets go to your jeans. Can you honestly say that it so loose that we cant see your bum? Shape of it ofcorse.

Women, girls, dudettes we look at you, we call you, when we see you we go wild is because you show us all this. Maybe you dont want to? Its not your intention? Its just the style? DO you honestly beleive that we care about that?

Sometimes on the road we see girls with jeans or whatever they call it, sooo tight that WE wonder how they even put it on. O_O . And we have a theory too, that you guys cut it by the side put it on and sew on the sides while wearing them. (Well its just a theory, beats the "jeans laavarakah masthah koppamun gendhaa" theory). And after seeing stuff like that God didnt expect us to stay quite. Why do you? And dont get me started on see thru`s. You wear a white thin haruvaalhu and a florescent pink jangy, and expect us not to look? Seriously?

i read this article in a blog by a guy about women and buruqas and he wasnt wrong, seriously. The only thing thats different for alot of you girls who do wear buruqa is that we cant see your hair. AND sometimes some slipup even there. Im not saying all women, as hayaakuda as i am i actually respect the girls who do wear it as it should be worn.

And i do know your argument would be whatever you are wearing we would still hoot, shout out, loabin govaa, buriyah govaa, nice boobs ey bunaaneyea. Some would, but alot of guys will respect you, in the way they appreciate your beauty. We as men have no problem in expressing that emotion, when we see a beautiful girl we want them to know that to us that they are indeed beautiful. And if slutty.. slutty.

Some guys maybe blunt in what they have to say to you, sometimes you makes us be blunt about it but think about it like this most of the time we look at you girls its because we think you`re beautiful. Some of you girls are overwhelmingly beautiful. So dont frown at us when we look at you, atleast give us a smile. And oh yeah if we hoot and stuff, bag un alhaalaa. :) . But i have to admit its different in how we appreciate you guys, it depends on the guy and the situation and obviously what you`re wearing and what you`re doing, how you walk or well talk.

Theres a song. "I like big butts, and i dont lie. You other brothers cant deny, when a girl walks in with itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face, u go wild..." This guy, he was rapping from his.. well penis.

Theres also a song. "Yes, she caught my eye, As we walked on by. She could see from my face that I was, Fucking high, And I don't think that I'll see her again, But we shared a moment that will last 'till the end." This guy, he`s singing from his heart.
So the next time you`re walking on the road and a guy crosses you by in a motorcycle, loa ves jahaanulaa. Give him the benefit of the doubt. I dont beleive in love at first sight but maybe that guy might. And this doesnt apply to girls in relationships (or guys either). That behaviour sucks, will talk about that later.


10 comments:

Ruba said...

I dont believe in love at first sight either. If a guy went by on his bike staring at me, i wouldnt even notice. Most girls are like that these days. We're used to the ogling. A

And as a girl, I should tell, i dont think twice about whether or not I'll look good to the hooters on the road when i dress, i think about whether I look good to myself. Its something men often underestimate about us girls. We can very VERY very absorbed in ourselves. Sad but true...

anyway, cool post. cheers.

Anonymous said...

good post schmarty..and velvette's got the most annoying template i've ever laid my eyes upon..but then again..she didnt make it for others..she made it becoz she thinks it looks good...she's not attention seeking..not at all...nooo..no at all...

© ɐ ɯ ɐ s said...

love the way u have expresed wat was realy on ur mind =) and interestin post...tru tru...i agree...well gd u even agreed not all women are like that!

schmartypants said...

thanks guys

Anonymous said...

now this, mah friend, is an excellent post!

Anonymous said...

Hehehe...
Schmarty kaley mi post kuran ulheythaa dhuvas gandeh vejje dho..
N MANY KUDOS TO VELVETTE; for admittin blatantly tht most women are self absorbed..
Its not a bad thing.. jus tht sum wont admit it..
As for the not dressin for hooters bit.. Velvette might not dress tht way.. but there r definitely grls tht want tht attention..
believe me..i knw...
White jeans n hot pink undies?
wtf is tht..?
For u grls out there; wake up.. if u dnt want hooters dnt dress like this.. this is like a homing beacon for a guys tomahawk.. Laser homing.. Kekekek
White tops and colorful bras..
Tops tht fit u like a glove...
Exposed cleavages..( its sexy but damn u dont need to expose ur valleys like ur in a frikkin nudist camp)
Much love to the buruga chicks out there..
I mean kalhu buruga chicks..
all o them might not be solih i knw.. but they definitely wear their stuff properly..
Not like tryin to hide their hair but wearing jeans tht make u look like ur on a cellulite derriere ad... hehe..
i think thts enuff ranting..
Cool post..
Ta..

schmartypants said...

hehehehehe.. salhi salhi salhi caligulaX

Anonymous said...

great post...

lets see...u say people respect when girls where the buruga the way they should? i'll share my experience...first when i wore the black dresses...no one even lukd at me which was great. i was so releaved, atlast the ogglers will take their eyes off. but in 3 months it al changed, they didnt care what i was wearing, hama beheyne varakah behey. i can be fed up dho...

many girls seeks atention, many i know do do it...my sisters being some of them...all they seek is atention. but some girls get out of their house to have a break and to hangout with thier friends....y do guys hav to ruin it by coming and followin us and askin the number and stuff when he knows that we r not interested and even if none of our stuff are revelaed? maybe its some guys and there can be girls who will flirt along with them..i agree.

im self absorbed, i luv myself whether i luk like shit or not. if i am to live to entertain the eyes of the public..wow, wat a life would that be.

but i agree...girls do get dressed in ways that guys cant take their eyes off....thats our society...welcom to it!

schmartypants said...

hehe.. dho

Anonymous said...

yea aslu...btw..i mis u dude